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Fuck the salt( beautiful pole) duck chin
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| I got a job! |
[nov. 14e, 2009|06:15 am] |
I got a job. Perhaps three.
This first two are Call Center jobs, the third is data entry. w00t.
3 months of nothing and now this lol, what should I do with my last weekend? |
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| Quotes. |
[nov. 9e, 2009|04:22 am] |
"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world. Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
"Morality is doing right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right."
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" ~Epicurus |
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[nov. 7e, 2009|02:19 pm] |
all I do all day is apply to jobs. It's really depressing. Maybe I should go back to school and get a career that would lead to a freakin job.
Maybe I should I have done that 5 years ago. |
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[nov. 5e, 2009|09:21 pm] |
Man. I've posted it before, I'll post it again,
Life is like a Carousel.
Sometimes you get the awesome dragon,
sometimes you're stuck with the chipped pony,
But it's all one big fucking circle. |
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| Police Stakeout List of Necessary Items: |
[oct. 20e, 2009|11:24 am] |
1) Chalk, to help measure the length between the dashed lines and the intersection
2) Measuring tape
3) Binoculars, to look cool
4) Scooby Snacks and drinks to keep us alert
5) Ninja outfits, so the cop can't see us
6) Camera, to catch physical evidence
7) paper and pen, to record events.
Are we missing anything? Suggestions welcome. |
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| Nikki fights The Man on the 59S Kirby Exit. |
[oct. 20e, 2009|07:55 am] |
I got a ticket. For crossing a double white line while exiting a freeway ramp. I accepted the ticket. After all, there were three signs posted that read "DO NOT CROSS DOUBLE WHITE LINE" and also a sign that said "OBEY TRAFFIC SIGNS."
I admit it, I broke the law.
It was my first time getting caught crossing the double white lines. I do it ALL THE TIME, and especially at that intersection. There's a lot of traffic in Houston, especially in rush hour.
So the next day I did NOT cross the double white lines. I waited until they were nothing but a single dashed white line, and then I crossed the four lanes to make the turn I needed to get to where I needed to go. I had about 30 yards to do this, with a bunch of speeding cars all around me. 30 yards can't be enough to cross four lanes. I almost got hit, there just wasn't enough time to safely get to the opposite side of the road.
The next day, which is today, I saw the same cop pull over some guy in the same spot for what I'm guessing is the exact reason I was pulled over, which is bullshit. That pigmobile just sits and waits for people to cross that line all morning. I'll bet he dishes out at least 10 tickets a day.
It's so unsafe to obey this one law. I'm going to be doing a few stake outs with my video camera to record how many times people cross the double white lines and how many times the Po Po catches him. I want to measure EXACTLY how much time you have to cross 4 lanes. If there are enough people breaking this law there has to be a reason, and my guess is that reason is self preservation.
I'm going to court on this one. I'll keep y'all updated. |
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| GOT MUGGED |
[oct. 20e, 2009|07:46 am] |
So Sunday I finally had a sit down with Josh's parents and sister, and they were absolutely wonderful!
I made My Famous: ...(well, my Mom's Famous): ...(FINE! It was a recipe stolen from Papasitos, but whatevs): SHRIMP DIABLO. It was so good that on the way there, while I was filling my tank with gas, some cracked out man MUGS us!
"Gimme that food over there, or there's gonna be trouble!" He said pointing at the tupperware with one hand as he patted his pocket with the other. There was something hard in that pocket. It could have been a gun, or it could have been his penis that was shaped like a gun. But I wasn't too keen on finding either way. So I did a roundhouse kick to the face, got him on the ground and curb stomped his ass. Josh already had his cheerleading outfit on that day and was supporting me the entire time with his cheering chants, somersaults, and the famous Single-Person- Pyramid move. I won the fight. It WOULD have been a momentous occasion, what with my arms in tightened victory fists in the air and my booted foot standing over his unconscious body... but Josh forgot the Pom Poms.
Moral of the story: Don't fuck with my Shrimp and always bring Pom Poms. |
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| Dear Sia, |
[oct. 4e, 2009|11:34 am] |
I still hate you for making me watch Eraserhead. Damn you.
Love,
Nikki |
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| Cool. |
[juin. 28e, 2009|02:05 am] |
I thought I'd be a bloody fucking mess today.
But,
I feel pretty damn good right now.
:-)
Awesome friends, Boyfriend of Interest, and lots of beachy fun.
<3 !!! Life is awesome.
For realsies. |
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[mai. 30e, 2009|08:17 pm] |
There's so much juicy gossip going on in my life today.
So. Much.
It's too juicy for the internet, so I'll sum it up by saying that I am really, really happy right now.
I'd give my life an A, if I had to grade it.
I also consider myself a great success, as I turned out to be the exact person I wanted to grow up to become as a child.
I have friends, a decent job, people there to support me, me to support myself.
I'm strong, with a great self esteem, with a firm grasp on what it means to respect one's self.
I consider myself to be self-aware, too. Well, as self- aware as an obvious person can be.
My love life is interesting. Complex. SOOO much intrigue.
And life has so many opportunities available to me.
I'm just brimming with satisfaction all the time. I did pretty good for myself. |
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[mai. 28e, 2009|10:42 am] |
I can't believe there was a chance i'd be married in a month from today
life's so weird.
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[mai. 10e, 2009|12:16 am] |
I hate my ex.
I hate my fucking selfish loser ex. |
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| Lots of stuff |
[mai. 6e, 2009|12:31 am] |
Yet so much I can't really say.
BUT I WILL SAY THIS!
In honor of my birthday, May 8
I'm going to my concert tomorrow!
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS!
YAY! |
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| Last Night was awesome. |
[mar. 16e, 2009|04:51 am] |
Soooo
it all started with my driving 3.5 hours to Austin.
I saw Morgan Spurlock! Like, totally!
And I got escorted out of the state capitol by 3 state troopers! man, those guys were dicks.
And I went to see jonathan coulton in concert.
ugh. he rickrolled me at the fuckin concert.
now I'm tired and have work soon.
but.
totally worth it! |
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[mar. 12e, 2009|10:34 pm] |
This is my first night sleeping in my apartment!
<3
I'll give an updated when I'm not so zonked from work!
I love being independant.
Can't wait for payczechs! |
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[fév. 25e, 2009|05:51 pm] |
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merlinnwisardree (5:46:04 PM): I love you so much my chest hurts. I want to take my knife and cut the skin above my heart, dig in the tip, so that the external pain will match the internal ache and I can scream "Yes! Yes, that's it exactly!". You're a mixture of the best friend I always wanted as a kid, and who <i>I</i> wanted to be when I finally got smart enough to realize I could be anything. I love you! You're so smart and clever and wise and pretty and you do so much! You do everything. You're my best friend forever! You don't make me a better person just because you inspire me to better myself and blah blah blah, you make me a better person because you're there, a part of me, like an extra arm that can speak spanish pretty well and who always knows where the party's at. I didn't know friendship could be like this! I want to give you a bearhug. I want to fignt someone with you. I want to watch you write in your journal. How can I possibly have an extra appendage I underuse so much? Do you have any idea the card tricks I could learn to do with three arms? God I love you. |
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| I'm so happy |
[fév. 22e, 2009|01:01 pm] |
For the first time in years, I'm finally happy!
I love my life.
I love Texas, I owe it everything! |
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[fév. 15e, 2009|08:06 pm] |
el paso
I've passed the half-way mark. |
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| All moved |
[fév. 12e, 2009|04:54 am] |
I'm in Orange County right now.
Gonna be here a few days. Plan on being in Houston on the 16th or 17th.
Wow, that was a long drive.
No tickets or accidents, despite the reckless speeding.
Sigh!
It's been quite a week! |
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| Uhm |
[fév. 8e, 2009|04:10 am] |
Wow.
My party was awesome!
Thanks to everyone who showed up.
I made out with all of you.
I mean,
I will miss all of you!
love,
Nikki |
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| Also, |
[fév. 3e, 2009|11:59 am] |
it's very official
I'm moving next week! |
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[fév. 2e, 2009|02:17 pm] |
Hey, I'm thinking of having a going away party this weekend...
any ideas for a venue? |
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| Meme-tastic! |
[jan. 30e, 2009|05:22 pm] |
The first 5 people that respond to this post will get something made by me. It will be about, or tailored to, those first five people who respond.
This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:
-- I make no guarantees that you will like what I make.
-- What I create will be just for you.
-- It'll be done this year.
-- You have no clue what it's going to be. It may be a mix tape. It may be fic, or a poem. I may draw or paint something. I might bake you something and mail it to you. Who knows? Not you, that's for sure!
-- I reserve the right to do something extremely strange (you really should be worried at this point).
-- The catch? Oh, the catch is that you have to put this in your journal as well, if you expect me to do something for you! |
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| So.. |
[jan. 27e, 2009|10:03 pm] |
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Anything good happen to anyone recently? |
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[jan. 14e, 2009|12:20 am] |
Someone left a dirty, cheap leopard print thong
inside my apartment
while I was gone.
gross and mysterious. |
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| It's my new favorite song. Thank you, Sia. |
[jan. 9e, 2009|04:39 pm] |
I hope that our few remaining friends
Give up on trying to save us
I hope we come up with a failsafe plot
To piss off the dumb few that forgave us
I hope the fences we mended
Fall down beneath their own weight
And I hope we hang on past the last exit
I hope it's already too late
And I hope the junkyard a few blocks from here
Someday burns down
And I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away
And I never come back to this town
Again in my life
I hope I lie
And tell everyone you were a good wife
And I hope you die
I hope we both die
I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow
I hope it bleeds all day long
Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises
We're pretty sure they're all wrong
I hope it stays dark forever
I hope the worst isn't over
And I hope you blink before I do
Yeah I hope I never get sober
And I hope when you think of me years down the line
You can't find one good thing to say
And I'd hope that if I found the strength to walk out
You'd stay the hell out of my way
I am drowning
There is no sign of land
You are coming down with me
Hand in unlovable hand
And I hope you die
I hope we both die |
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[jan. 9e, 2009|04:28 pm] |
Sometimes I read my spam for fun.
This is the best one ever:
Your watch will never walk away from you.
If your whole life is shit, at least you can have a decent watch on. |
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| I HAVE A GOAL |
[jan. 6e, 2009|02:41 pm] |
I WANT TO ROTOSCOPE
I shall keep y'all updated with my progress.
but I tell you this now:
I shall become a rotoscoping champion. |
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[jan. 6e, 2009|09:31 am] |
I've lost 7 pounds in 2 weeks.
That's pretty good, eh? |
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| Holy Shit |
[déc. 25e, 2008|12:11 pm] |
Things are going sooo well right now.
I got the awesomest computer for Graduation.
And GREAT fun family time.
I love my family, did I ever mention?
I'll elaborate later.
Merry Christmas, yo. |
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| I graduated |
[déc. 22e, 2008|04:08 pm] |
I passed all my classes with really decent grades, considering that I did not attend class at all those first two weeks.
I'm so excited.
And no one is hiring. |
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[déc. 10e, 2008|02:38 pm] |
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I just finished my last assigned piece of homework ever EVER. |
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[déc. 9e, 2008|11:22 am] |
It's over,
and it's really, really over. |
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[déc. 8e, 2008|01:35 pm] |
Sometimes I think that I'm loads of pathetic.
Not being able to let go is one of my biggest flaws, I'm sure.
I think that if I die, I'd end up being a ghost forever.
And I'd haunt people so everyone will be miserable.
On antoher note, I feel like I know everything there is to know about Barack Obama. I am so freakin tired of thinking about him it's not even funny.
I have a love story for you guys.
I saw a bum with a sign that said "Broke, broke and hugless"
So I walked up to him and gave him a hug.
He was weirded out.
He was all like, "UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
And I'm all, "Oh, the sign says broke and hugless, and I'm broke and hugless, too..."
to which he replies, "No, the sign says broke and NUGless!"
"Oh..."
This was all mid-hug.
And I think that was the most immutual hug of my life.
<3 |
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[déc. 7e, 2008|12:42 pm] |
I don't plan on sleeping this week,
I plan on writing. |
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[déc. 6e, 2008|06:03 pm] |
I'm trying to remember if I was ever cool by my standards.
Sure, I like myself enough, but was I cool? |
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[nov. 24e, 2008|10:21 pm] |
I might have fenagled a JOB as a PA for a television show!
JOB
with a paycheck
in my field! |
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